I had waited hours for this burger, I was starving I don’t why it took so long to get a seat. This place wasn’t that famous it lived near the darkest strangest creepiest ally and the shop was the smallest on the block but there were people lined up round the corner. I had to give it to them, it was the funkiest café for their waiters were on roller skates, it had a 80s of the future look. My burger had arrived, the burger sat there dripping from the sauce but it lacked tomatoes so it disappeared in bodiless newspaper hands. I was confused.